Saturday, November 13, 2010

fuck the institution, burn it to the ground and let's get to lootin' / then we get some sick producin', start working on a new solution / stop spittin' that pollution, nothing ya saying is amusin'

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Don't need a new plan, I got more blueprints than Jay-Z/ arrest ya, lyrically stress ya and then I'm Swayze/ I got fly schematics, your shit is junk up in the attic/ you bad at it, didn't Sublime tell ya not to start static?

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I want to infect celebrities with tha AIDs virus, I'm talkin miley and billy ray cyrus / nothing ut hate inside this, yah try to diss / i leave ya a broken man, gonna need to make a new plan / no room left in this rap game, yah never gonna know fame; punk bitch only got yourself to blame

Monday, October 18, 2010

Call the Discovery Channel, 'cause I'm the East Coast choppa/ I'll have ya in pieces and stack you next to Jimmy Hoffa/ Your rhymin' is Playskool, while I work with pro tools/ I keep my threads new, you look like your momma still dress you

Monday, May 24, 2010

the only undertaker ya know is a wrestler, ya both fake / got nothing at stake, pockets empty of that paper /nothin comes out ya wallet but vapor, can't even afford shake n' bake / dumpster diving for a scrap, ya never even on the map

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

You shoot blanks, and I shoot from the hip/ I let my gat talk until I empty the clip/ Too much slip from your lip, had to put an end to ya/ made you pay the last tab, now only the undertaker can tend to ya/

Sunday, March 21, 2010

i don't start beef, i end it / leave your face split, look like a pussy but no queef / just blood and brains, leave you girl with heavy emotional pains / i shoot like eastwood, take away your girls livelihood.
You startin' beef, and I do but keep the piece/gat in my back pocket, clip rolls 10 shots deep/you pack Super Soakers, my heat's heavy like a sumo/ better leave the hood and run back to the whitest kids u know.
no expiration date, i'm immortal; give ya cement jordans, leave ya breathin with a snorkel / gonna catch you like lieutenant gordon, guide you to tha pearly gate / don't be late; ya gotta get to tha bitch ass awards / i eviscerate ya with liquid swords, entertain ya fan cause ya leave 'em bored

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

My rhymes is great, you need to check your expiration date/ take me a week to post because your fruity content is hella late/ I'm the future, it's only natural for you to bite me/ you need a suture for the wounds I'm inflicting on your psyche

Monday, February 15, 2010

i bought a million dollar house; no cosigner, driveway so big it fit an airliner /i smoke nothin but that grape ape, wear nothin but that bathing ape / you nothin but a nerdy fake, got your parents credit card; you got nothin at stake / take you a week to respond; you always late, spit my rhymes no editor, i straight dictate
Lyrical Nostradamus? You can't hang with real rhymas/ You dropped the ball, and I watch the clock like Big Thymers/ Rhyme scheme rudamentary, need to take ya to elementary/ consider this ya first lesson, this schoolin' is complimentary

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

i'm the lyrical nostradamus, you spitting dumb verses like llamas / only thing youll be editting are orders for ronald, while ill still be making deals with guys like donald / trump all your plays cause i'm ace, all yo' efforts goin to waste / bust yo' face; cause i throw fists, leave you sprayin nothin but red mists
Talked to a burnin' mic 'cause I spit hot fire before you was on/ You going down like Moses, and I'm gonna laugh when you gone/ You ride coattails, homie, I GhostRide the Whip/ checked your 'gust' on the forecast, you was only a blip

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

talked to a burnin mic similar to moses, heard tha word of his holy flowness / told me tha secrets of tha rhyme, now my flows are so sublime / ride a beat like the zephyr crew, spittin rhymes that ya never knew / you always gonna be in my dust, you a breeze; i'm a gust

Monday, January 25, 2010

Any girl I want, I can take her to bed/ I'm like Sandman, but dreams ain't what's fillin' her head/ then she sleep like the dead, I go bone another bitch instead/ chickens cooped up, homie, and they need to be fed.

Friday, January 22, 2010

take a girl to my place to blaze, then i give her face a nice glaze / erotic noises coming through purple haze, big dick block her airway / oh shit killed the bitch, gonna have to fill a ditch / up with dirt and ruble, not interested in feelin no dudes stubble

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I'm a master of ceremonies, you the master of disaster/ my verses hurt ya, leave you in the hospital covered in plaster/ I get bread like Mrs. Baird's, you just cuttin' the cheese/ you on yo' knees, searchin' for the crumbs that I leave
you graduated; i'm a masters class, something you never gone pass / i'm droppin the denses verses, leavin mommas call hearses / spittin' weak ass prose, you ain't ridin' no flows / rhymes can't make cheddar, you're always gonna be a debtor

Sunday, January 17, 2010

graduated with honors, I'm a real road scholar/ got my heart on the street, you come from an office like white collar/ you ain't baller, only Mayor you know is John/ as for my vitamins, ask your girl what kind I be on
bitch i'm the thug with a pension, the one takin all the ladies attention / you're lucky to even get a mention, frail mother fucker need to pop some vitamins / do your homework and say your prayers, cause i run this town like the mayor / i'll send the street police, and believe me they don't come in peace
You need help, need to put your rhymes up on the shelf/you frontin', the only thing you be pullin' on is yourself/ you role switchin', it's me your girl missin'/ while you switch hittin', I'm teachin' her positions

Saturday, January 16, 2010

only thing i'm pulling is yo' girls heart strings, tell me that i'm her new king / she on my d - i - c - ky, fuck her 'til her pussy look like roast beef on rye / bust a nut in her eye, laugh when she start to cry / don't give a fuck about either a you, bomb the country like agnew

Friday, January 15, 2010

You ball like Armstrong, you only half in the game/ while you been playin' in the sandbox, I been makin' my name/ you know the score, I mount bitches like this was Rushmore/ while I'm gettin' mine, you be jerkin' to fruity softcore

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

i'm baller like artest, you lyrically ain't the smartest / tryin to rhymes like kwali, end up polluted like bhali / sounds too rehearsed, you don't have the thirst / to be the best, can't pass any real tests

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

we're now caught up and regular posts will start on 01/12/2010
I don't know why you keep tryin' to spar with the champ/ but since your rhymes are so earnest, let me take ya to camp/ I got a smooth demeanor, and my style's impeccable/ maybe that's why your girl find me so damn delectable/ you need a book, slouch, while my rhymes is untouchable/ you keep spittin' prepackaged gangsta shit and I'll eat ya like a Lunchable
should wear a mask to hide da acne, puss dripping out cause your face is so bubbly / nothin you can spit sticks; i never miss with my .446 / gonna pop you, gonna drop you, use yo' blood to make fondue / cause its on dude, you got no chance of being rescued
It's right you call me bedrock because I lay the foundation/ I proceed to stack rhymes so fly you need a mask for the elevation/ my hottest girl, her? She was easy like Sunday/ skip T-3 and keep it House Party; you're just a kid, I get play
Running the block, homie you underground like bedrock / ain't no one seen you, mean mugging like Pepe Le Pew / you miss easy plays like bill buckner, remember your hottest girl? yeah, i fucked her / you was left watching t3, celibate like a monk in an abbey
Time to cut the fat and get lean and mean/ I been spicin' up my liyrics while you flickin' the bean/ elevating the flock? what? all your rhymes are stock/ skip the ad hoc, homie, 'cause I'm running the block
street crier? more like lyrical fat friar / dropping elevated verses about societal curses / protecting the flock searching for a magic beanstalk / to climb to freedom escaping this growing bedlam
Street laureate? Homie, you more like a street crier/my rhymes go down heavy like they been thrown in a deep-frier/bite off more than you can chew and you get bad indigestion/you need to roll with Maalox when calling my prose into question
i'm the street laureate, you the street Iscariot / selling out friends, you still ain't gettin no endz/ never gonna run game like me, you dirt, grime, no better than algae / i can drop endless bars on your ass honky, only think comin from your mouth is brays of a donkey
Get my work on for a minute and look at what you do/ start spoutin' fruity lyrics when you really in deep doo-doo/try to take the throne, but your whole technique is one big no-no/but your flow is slow, I got you like Sonny Bono.
dog you a bitch for life like the herp / always gonna smell my balls on yo' girl's burp* / actin all thug, but yo white a hipster / download your punk rhymes from napster
Yo, dog, you picked a bad time to switch the flow up/ your words is forced, they hittin' the page just like throw-up/ you're such a fan of dancin', then take the 12-step program/ called "How to get off tha mike and let a real MC like Tone jam."
you rhyme like the paralympics / running garbled tripping and simeon / you suck more dick than exotic / dancers hate on your moves like simon/ cowl flapping in the wind like bat / man i don't know why your sister is such a stan
that smoke goin' to ya head, because your flow is straight cryptic/ better watch what you say, or you'll be runnin' the paralympics/ check the expiration date, your rhymes gettin' grungy/ I'm searchin' for substance, but this weak shit just leaves me hungry
who you know fresher than tones, riddle me that? every single bastard that steps up to bat/ i smoke more than lil wayne, but i still run this town like Prefontaine
She used to be cold, but she took off her sweater/ your rhymes is hot air, and she's enjoying the weather/whether or not you like it, my rhymes is prime like rib/you wanna eat with the big kids, but you're still wearin' a bib
shit let's let words fly; we both know you're gonna die/your mom used to cry its too cold, now all she cry my son's references are so old
When push comes to shove, you fall try play pickup, get knocked out by the ball/you wanna front, your words won't fly at Simon & Schuster/let's face it, homie, you punky like Brewster
pssh you bragging on your blog like budden, but we all know you're just frontin. your pants gonna be brown like murphy; after I hang you out to dry like jerky